I was in my local Staples, looking for office supplies for totally business reasons, when I decided to check out the Clearance section. They had the usual stuff: day planners for last year, expired coffee, a notepad that fell underneath a cart and got the cover crinkled up, and so on. But they also had a portable video game player in among the Martha Stewart report covers and the fancy-pants ballpoint pens.

Made by renowned developer COPCEM, no less.

However, it was empty, and I declined to purchase a $3.99 empty case.

Back when I originally launched this site, I created a ridiculous trailer for it.

Here it is again.

I'm not patient enough to gamble. Every time I sit down to play a gambling video game, I get bored about two minutes into it, bet everything on one hand/slot machine/whatever, lose, and then shut it off.

I actually prefer to gamble with fake video game money instead of real money, otherwise I'd be penniless before my first bathroom break.

Since I didn't really put a whole lot of content into the old version of this site, and I was kind of relaunching it anyway, I decided to move to another content management system, too.

What can I say? I like a challenge.